They Already Have One, Donald.

The man who bragged "I was able to kill Roe v. Wade" stood in the Rose Garden on Monday and signed an executive order on women's health.

Take a minute. I'll wait.

Melania kicked it off with this: "Previous generations fought for women's rights. Our generation will fight to discover the cures."

PREVIOUS generations?! Ma'am, we are still fighting. Your husband's three Supreme Court picks are the reason Roe is gone. His own health department rescinded the federal guidance protecting emergency abortion care. Nobody retired from this fight. You just weren't in it.

Then Donald told the story of how this whole thing started. He says he asked her, "Are you sure they don't have that? Who the hell wouldn't have a woman's health division?" And Melania told him, "They don't have it."

They have it.

NIH has an Office of Research on Women's Health. It's been there since 1990. It's named in HHS's OWN press release about this order. From MONDAY. Sir, read the fucking press release.

And who's running the new task force? Susie Wiles and RFK Jr. Trump's glowing reference for Bobby: he "has been fantastic," but he's "a little different."

A little different. That's the guy in charge of women's health now. The brain worm guy.

Here's what a little different looks like under Kennedy:

NIH research projects mentioning women dropped 31% in 2025.

Nearly half a billion dollars in NIH research got canceled, some of it for the exact diseases they bragged about Monday.

He launched a review that could restrict abortion pills.

Even Susan Collins, a REPUBLICAN, complained that their war on "diversity" grants meant less research on women's health.

And that's before you get to the Big Beautiful Bill that cut hundreds of billions from Medicaid, which covers health care for around 39 million low-income women, plus defunding Planned Parenthood.

So how much new money is in this order? ZERO. Not a dime. It actually revokes two Biden-era women's health directives that helped line up nearly $1 billion, and it doesn't say what happens to that money.

They gutted it, renamed it, and threw a party in the garden. That's not a health plan. That's an empty box with a bow on it.

Now why now? Oh, I'm so glad you asked. Trump's approval with women is sitting at 30%. Sixty-one percent of women want Democrats running Congress. The midterms are November 3rd. Jesus Christ, they didn't even try to hide it.

And to the men already typing "at least he's doing SOMETHING" in my comments: sit down. You don't have a uterus, and neither does this executive order.

Ladies, real question. Are you buying a women's health task force from the people who took your rights, cut your research, and handed the keys to the brain worm guy? Or are you voting on the 3rd?